Rules of the road star is funny ??

Rules Of The Road


The female passenger will have to pee every 50 miles, no matter how fast you drive.





The minute you pass a "Last exit for 50 miles" sign, someone will have to pee.





The millisecond you throw a beer bottle from your car, a state trooper will appear.





The exact change toll lane moves slower than the lane that has to make change.





Toll booth operators must possess at least two of the following qualities:


-Less than ten digits


-Lack of teeth


-A rare skin disorder


-The ability to mispronounce the simplest of words


-The inability to give directions in under ten minutes





If you approach an empty intersection at 3:00 AM, the light will turn red and stick for two or three cycles.





The minute you decide to run the red light at 3:00 AM, a state trooper will appear.





When the gas gauge needle hits "E", there's still a gallon left in the tank.





When the gas gauge needle hits "F", the tank isn't really full.





Car trouble never happens until you have an important meeting, are already running late, or are at least 100 miles from any type of help.

Rules of the road star is funny ??
good ones!!
Reply:lol


made me laugh
Reply:yep - worthy of a star!
Reply:haha, those are funny as well as auccurate!
Reply:Make me laugh ...


Have a nice weekend from Jakarta
Reply:True, true...





Star!





~ khamani jonas (nick) ♥
Reply:Ouch....





I wanna read some more.


Thanks for the fun....








Aaron.
Reply:hahaha


how right
Reply:will you please send me your book


they are brilliant


thank you again


i need the merriment


in my life
Reply:=D
Reply:lmao so true, thx ....star!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:It's all true - try it for yourself.
Reply:Those last 3 describe my car before it died.