Am I a redneck?

No Steve, you're not:


- I have a Master's degree


- I drive a Honda Civic


- I go to work in a shirt and tie


- I don't like NASCAR


- All of my shirts have sleeves


- I only have about a 1/2 CDs worth of Lynyrd Skynyrd songs


- I'm not sure if I spelled Lynyrd Skynyrd right


- I've never said "Git 'R Done"


- I know this question does not belong in the category "Skin Disorders"





Steve, you might be a redneck:


- I like to sit around the occasional bonfire


- I like beer and have a 'beer fridge' in my garage


- I have recently travelled to another state just to buy fireworks


- On a recent 'guys only' camping trip, my friends and I were making fun of all the upstate-NY rednecks. It was then that my buddies pointed out that me wearing my Metallica t-shirt at the campground was pretty darn redneck too.

Am I a redneck?
I think Steve you are what is called a weekend redneck. It take a group of guys to bring it all out.
Reply:wheres the love
Reply:LOL


nahh I say your not
Reply:You didn't mention being gainfully employed...


so yes,


you are a redneck.
Reply:There are many things that tell you that you are not a redneck so i guess you are not Steve.
Reply:nice mullet
Reply:Have you ever kissed your cousin, if so then you might be a redneck.
Reply:yea
Reply:Is there such a thing as a gay redneck? If not, you could be at the forefront of a new movement.
Reply:no i am sorry you do not qualify as a redneck
Reply:Your avatar has a mullet. You're a redneck.
Reply:You forgot to mention that awesome mullet of yours. Looks like you may have a little bit o redneck in you itchin to break free.
Reply:Here's your sign!!
Reply:Fear of being a redneck is much like the fear of being homosexual.





You only fear what you secretly desire...
Reply:Nah. You don't drive a 4-wheel Ford pick-up truck with a gun rack in the window.
Reply:you say that like its a bad thing,
Reply:No...you dont have a mullet
Reply:lol..
Reply:you are so muhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
Reply:I bet you play banjo really well! Bet you like both kinds of music....country and western. Bet you have unnatural relationships with animals in your yard. Bet you have a pickup truck really.





Ok, joking aside, I think the true definition of a redneck is in how ignorant of anything else other than your own life you are. If you have no idea what is going on outside your country, state, county, town....trailer park/ street etc. you most definitely are a Reddus Neckus. If your analysing whether or not you are a redneck, I'd say the answer is obviously a big fat NO. Recdnecks don't analyse anything and when they do they get a headache.





It does sound like you might have a multiple personality though!